Rags to riches

June 21, 2009 at 11:27 am (Uncategorized)

To begin with, I would like to say that this is not a Cinderella story of someone’s life (if you ever got that from the heading). This is a plan. Yep.. It’s a plan of robbing a bank. There are tonnes of movies on bank heists. Some of them famous, some glamorous, some brilliant while some are plain stupid. But most of these movies have a few things in common: Weapons, loads of money before they hit the bank(!!!!), employees of the bank employed by them in turn and the list of clichés just goes on and on. However, there are exceptions. But then again, that’s Hollywood  or England-wood (or whatever they call it!!). That’s unreal. And that’s the point.

So how do normal people like us rob a bank??? Though, if you thought of ever robbing a bank you can count yourself out of the “normal people” list!! What if tomorrow, God forbid, someone walks upto you with a shotgun to your head and asks you to rob a bank??!! I mean you’ve got to be prepared right? ;)    So what do you do?? Now say it’s a really bad day and you’re bankrupt. You owe your friends money so they won’t lend you any!! The dude with the gun isn’t gonna lend you any weapons out of the obvious fear that you might just blow his head off!! So you’re in this bad bad pickle, and entre your saviours. 3 of your friends agree to help you out but are bankrupt just like you and they’ve got empty pots for heads!! The Dude With The Gun(TDWTG) , seeing your pathetic situation decides to give you half of what you steal. As long as you steal more than $200,000.

“Its not about the money,, kid.. Its personal “he tells you…

Now this is you situation:

->you need to rob a bank and you get to keep half the money.

->you’ve got 3 friends as accomplices who are brain dead let’s say!!

->NO MONEY, no guns, no inside man and blackmail is pointless without weaponry.

->You have one week to hit the bank. Do it anytime within that week or TDWTG will make you and Kurt Cobain look like twins (for those who don’t get it…. Kurt Cobain blew his head off with a shotgun from point blank!!)

DAY 0:

You go home and pick up some stuff that you think might help you. That stuff includes:

a laptop, a handy cam, stationery items, an Armani suit you’ll never sell,

Day 1:

You got to the bank and open an account. Meanwhile one of your accomplices collect:

Withdrawal slips, deposit slips, even pamphlets, brochures, visiting cards of employees..

The bank has cameras all over the place so you do everything very subtly. So then you think to yourself (trying to help you guys!!!)…      “They have cameras everywhere…. Hmmmmm…. That means we cannot bolt with the money… We got no weapons so there’s no point of wearing funny costumes or monkey caps… The only option is to walk in and walk out with the cash…. I’m so SMART!!!….. But how do I do it?!?!?? “

Day 2:

You start reading E-books about bank heists. They cover all kinds of situations, except of course yours!! You turn to movies as your last resort. You watch The Dark Knight, get hooked and watch it over and over until you perfect the Heath Ledger impersonation (R.I.P. Heath). Meanwhile your minions take photographs and videos of the bank. Now you have a blueprint of the bank ready. Not a professional one like the movies obviously. But you can make-do.

Day 3:

“No one’s e ever done it before…. not without the guns at least” you tell your crime pals..

“So if we can pull this off,,, we’re gonna be legends”  says Tom

“And if we cant, we either spend the rest of our lives doing time or we we’re gonna be delicacies of TDWTGs dogs” says Dick

You open the newspaper and then, out of nowhere, a stroke of brilliance strikes you… You just got a plan…

“Why cant we sell your suit??? You don even wear it…” claims Harry

“Shut up harry… Dont talk nonsense.. Anyways we wont need to!!!! I got a plan”

Day 4:

You get your laptop out and start writing a rough idea about how your master-plan is to be carried out… Tom Dick and Harry are assigned their respective roles… But, a master-plan is simply a plan without practice… So you and your friends head out to your basement where you can execute your mock heist… Your life now depends on the precision and perfection of this strategy…For the first time since TDWTG shoved a gun in your face,,, you are dead serious…

Day 5:

Satisfied with the practice that you did the previous day,,, you set out to speak to TDWTG… He seems pretty amazed that how a person like you could acually think of a plan like that… He even offers you a position in his crew but you sweetly refuse it… So this is your status on day 5….

No weapons, no cash, no inside man, a master plan in hand ready to be executed…

The events of Day 6 and Day 7 are to be completed by YOU and posted as comments… The climax of this master piece is yours… You choose the strategy and its execution… It maybe different from the one that i had in mind but can be better nonetheless… Amazing ending ain’t it???

My dear subjects,,,,

Thanks for playing..

Dhruv

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An ode to Arindham

June 21, 2009 at 11:09 am (Uncategorized)

One of the few good movies made this year… Good direction, good cinematography, good acting.. Yet trashed by critics.. Top of the list: The jackass trying his best to “dare” people think beyond the IITs!!… Arindham Chowdhry.. Firstly being an IIM graduate he must know how to make advertisements.. All I perceive from ads of IIPM is their desperation to attract good students.. Which are taken obviously by the IIMs and ISB…

He criticizes Slumdog saying it is filled with clichés that are old and to some level extinct. But Dear Mr. Chowdhry, tell me frankly wont you really pay more to a blind kid??? He may know the stats well enough but the reality speaks more than facts… These “clichés” are not dead.. What would a rich guy like him know??

IIPM stresses so much on Global exposure, while this patriot cannot stand Indians speaking English!! Forgive us REAL Indians for not being born with an accent…

He says if the same movie would have been directed by an Indian,, it would have been trashed… I beg to disagree… Maybe he was too busy posing for IIPM posters or something else,, but I feel this is the first movie he’s watched since The Godfather (for those who don’t know… 1973). Movies like Bombay, A Wednesday, Water and RDB which reveal India for its dark side (rightly so), were appreciated and awarded. These movies are not made to insult or humiliate India but to spread awareness.

Getting the image that the director portrays the whole of India as a slum is completely wrong and is the common attacking point for all critics. Its a narrow minded orthodox approach to the movie. Or in short,, a politicians approach.. Rather than looking for a hidden motive, which is nothing but an illusion of their own, critics should watch the movie for what it actually depicts..

You’ve gotta do more than just fancy words and being a management “guru” to convince people.

Try to look beyond the movie…

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3 mistakes of my summer

December 15, 2008 at 5:20 pm (Uncategorized)

Life isn’t always fair… You have your share of good and bad times… Well,, mostly good… (trying to be optimistic here!!)… Like for instance,,, ever since i came back home from college,, everything was good!.. my friends from school were here,, finally had home food,, college friends had all the time to hang out since we had just got out of a deadly ordeal namely semester exams… Now,, half way through my holidays,, i realised tables are turning ,, times are changing( to bad)… My school friends have either left for college or they are here in muscat but i dont have their contact numbers!!! yes i know… im a lousy guy… Gandhi if u can hear me,, please give me a ring!!!… Also i wake up every morning with a fear of sem results popping on the website… Though only displaying how much the profs “love” you!!!…  All my friends and in a few days even i,, will be starting training thus killing hang-outs  henceforth!!… Sayonara OBC and my 8 hours which are pending from july!!… So right now apart from the Made In Heaven home food,,, there’s nothing pretty good happening to me…!!

Sticking to life not being fair,,, I haven’t been able to watch the only movie i wanted to watch this summer : Quantum of Solace… Not a big fan of 007 ,,,its the Aston Martin’s… And of course the fact that Daniel Craig being a much better Bond than Brosnan… The making of the movie has come a record number of times on Sony PIX… Reminding me every time,, of the missed opportunities…  These are the 3 mistakes of my summer!! :D

Mistake 1( The 3:30 show):

Well,, we friends wanted to get together… Movie’s a good excuse… Snce no one had watched QOS,, and The Dark Knight was out of theatres!!!,,, we decided to go for the 3:30 show… And the best part of this get-together was everyone had shown up… Which is pretty amazing for a lazy,, good-for-nothing bunch like us!!! Even though Vishnu forgot the way to Shatti Plaza (AGAIN!!!) ,, we were in time to find out that QOS was only running at 7:30… So we decided to go for Body Of Lies…The customary pool session followed… The cliche of mocking SreeK followed closely… Body Of Lice!!! lol… classic PK!! Also Sundi wore a T-Shirt for the 1st time!!

Mistake 2 (The 7:30 show):

Since I missed QOS with my friends,,, my dad suggested we go for the movie since he is a fan of 007… So off we went,, my bro, dad and me… On reaching Shatti,, it was almost a Deja Vu!!! QOS was out altogether!! “DAMN!!” I thought… It was out because two new movies were released: Punisher2 and The Mongol…. We trashed the punisher on account that the 1st movie was Garbage!!! The only other option: The Mongol… My brother and dad had this stereotype that movies about Historic events or great personalities were Good…. Well,,, its gone!!! It was the story of Gengis Khan,,, and how he went on to become the leader that he was… And the acting was terrible!! Actually,, you can’t blame those poor Chinese guys in the movie… Their happy face,, sad face,, angry face all look the same…!! It was so boring that some random dude next to me had to wake me up twice coz i fell asleep on his shoulder!!! The torcher was unbearable…

Mistake 3 (The 5:30 show):

Since QOS was out of theatres,, the next remotely interesting movie,, The Day The Earth Stood Still was released… Since some of our friends had gone the previous day at 5:30,, we safely assumed that it would still run at that time… And guess what???!! YES!!! The movie ran at all other times other than 5:30!!..  It was so unfair!! But as they say,, bad memories come back to haunt you… Only other movies running were Ghost Town and Punisher 2… Punisher happened to be the obvious choice… I personally feel the director wanted this movie to compete with Saw!! I mean seriously,,, every 10 minutes a head would be blown into countless pieces… The competition was so obvious that the bad guy chose to name himself Jigsaw!!! Call me sick,,, but the movie was weirdly funny in some ways!!! Anyways,, its a must watch if you’re a psychopath,,  or if you want to become one!!!

So 3 mistakes later i have learnt my lesson… to make a phone call to confirm the timings of the movie or to simply know if they’re still running the movie!! Hope the rest of my holidays go well…

(P.S. : Vishnu had his driving test the same morning at the same place!!)

(P.S. 2: Gandhi is not Mahatma Gandhi,,, he’s a friend of mine!!!)

(P.S. 3: Nothing!!! I just love PS3!!! )

My dear subjects,,,,

Happy holidays!!!

Chetan Bhagat,,,, LEAVE ME ALONE!! :D

Dhruv a.k.a AnaThema ( long dead :(   )

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The longest dya of my life

October 27, 2008 at 1:20 pm (Uncategorized)

The longest day of my life..

This post is just a reminder of one of the longest (as far as i can remember.) day i ever spent and survived to tell the tale!!! .. J

It starts off like any other day but ends in a long night.. The day is tuesday..

The 2nd day of my cycle tests.. Thought i had washed my hands off that waste of time,, good 4 nothing,,20 mark nuisance..

But no.. infact these marks count! And guess wat.. They are 20 pc of my sem totals! How awesome!.. Neways back to the longgg day ahead..

Yea so it was tuesday.. It was a sunny day.. And that was the problem!! It was freakin HOT! 1st subject was electron devices..

The same 12th stuff about diodes in forward and reverse bias.. And a bit more.. Thats wat makes the subject a subject..

The mugging session started at 530 in the mornin.. And so did the longest day of my life..

2 derivations and endless theory later when the exam started, i “realised” he had asked 8 marks from the assignment! And reason 4 not knowin the answers, i didn have the assignment.. Well not unexpected.. Coz that may have been our dear profs revenge strategy.. Thanks to pawans pleasure filled moans during class! And the tambis following his footsteps like patriots behind gandhiji at dandi march!!

After gettin laughed at for screwin up such a paper, i swore to do the next ppr well..

But fate had some thing else in mind.. After i finished slogging for fluid mech, which comprised only of numericals as promised by SainT ramesh,, when i was just about to close my eyes for a 15 minute nap,, jimmy and shrerk stormed into my room 4 no apparent reason.. Then jim started teachin shrek linked lists and stuff.. Everytime jim finished a sentence, he would say ‘its very easy man..’ and this line was followd by a shake of the head by shrek and ‘ im so screwed dude.. I don know anythin..’..

After givin all my heartfelt sympathies, i turned on the music to relieve me off my misery.. Time is 210 pm and 0 hours of sleep.. i reached the exam hall, all prepared.. When the question paper landed on my table, i realised there were 2 questions out of 5 which was from portion which he had taught but said it wasnt in there for CTs.. Now thats just not fair.. Well, it was revenge lies in the eyes of the paper setter all over again..!! This dude was pissed coz we mass bunked his class..

One day, 2 screw-ups! ENOUGH! i told myself! Have to prepare well for maths….

Math,,, my dreamland in school and a hellish nightmare at college… Knowing my IInd sem status of math,, i had started prepaprin for it long before the CTs unlike other subjects…. As soon as i returned i was faced by the regular 1 hour powercut.. during which u cannot sleep nor study!!!.. all you do is stand in the corridor inhaling the mist from VBs “Exhaust Pipe”!!..

As soon as the power pleased to show itself,, i got to work…. as i got the momentum going,, which for someone like me takes atleast half an hour to do,, some jerk cut the power… Lets just call that jerk “thuvakudi dude” based on an assumption made by one of our profs…

Then started a session of Curse-the-warden…everyone SCREAMING at the top of their voices…. The concept is,,, the further you are the louder you scream…. then the power decided to reappear for a half hour and then it then it went again for an hour… On and off again… this went on till 10pm… it was 17 hours and no sleep… i finally succumbed to my beds invitation at 2am… work resumed at 6 the next day… 4 hours of sleep in 25 hours…!!!

Then at 10 i was faced with a math paper i had no clue how to solve!!! Nothing new…. next and last paper,, thermo… as usual,, studied and got screwed….. 2 sums worth 13 marks… didn’t know either of them… What gave me a shadow of hope was that most of them got it wrong…

It was 730pm and its time for JDs treat… 4 hours of sleep in 38 hours… the treat was in Mclawrens… a good place but not the perfect one for 30 people!!! It was a great treat.. great get together, great party everything was perfect except for the service!!.. That one waiter taking more than a hundred orders was bound to get confused… Ultimately he got infuriated at the way we were behaving…. After settling the bill,, like a customary tradition,,, JD vinod and akshath ‘s butts g ot a taste of our shoes, slippers or whatever we had on our feet… Like how dessert follows dinner,,, nilabja got bums on the road at 1030 at night!!!…

On my return to college,, i realised i hadn’t finished my lab work… and to add icing to this cake of my problem,,, i had machines lab which meant both obsi and record… and to top the cake with a cherry,, that experiment was the longest and the calculations took a lifetime.. This can also be given the title : the day of REALISATION!! I then “realised” the time was 12:30… which brings the ratio to 43 hours : 4 hours….

As i begun scribbling frantically on my record,, i realised i didn’t know how to do the calculations… Irfan had a great idea to do these calculations just before the lab but it was humanly impossible to even copy them within a span of 50 minutes…. Such was the magnitude… my roomy had promised to help me with the calculations since he had been victimised before,,, but he was out for publicity work…!!!… His observation tables like german and Spanish,, complemented by his god-like handwriting made my work so much easier at 1230 … Anyways,,, i was just about to finish my work,,, when the Thuvakudi Dude cut the power at 530!!! Man that guys is jobless at 530 in the morning!!! Thus making it 2 complete days,, 48 hours with 4 hours of sleep!!! “Realising” how late it was,, i forced myself to sleep even though i had about 10% work remaining…

“Scotty doesn’t know, that Fiona and me….. ahem ahem and so on!!” woke me at 730 in the morning!!.. FYI that was my alarm!!… Then i “realised” i couldn’t attend the 1st class which happened to be circuit theory… The only purposeful class of my IIIrd semester… Anyways it was either that or getting kicked out of lab by THE BLACK HOLE… supported by THE MIDGET and obviously the most loved person in beryl hostel: WARDEN TAA… The Gruesome Threesome….

On reaching the lab,, it was like a dream come true… We didn’t have to perform an experiment… Just getting the record attested was enough…WHEW!!!…I don’t quite recollect what happened that evening,, but it was an amazing evening finally free from all hassles… It was ecstatically magical…

I also remember i didn’t sleep until night… I also slept through the 9 pm and 2 am powercuts!!! :D That was the most satisfying sleep of my semester…And thus ended the longest day of my life… 6 hours of sleep in 64 hours!!!… Well i know its nothing really great compared to some of us,,, but its a personal record… If not Guinness,, i can atleast give Limca a shot!!!!

My dear subjects,,,

Stay good!!!!

Signing off

Dhruv aka AnaThema

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me and my trouble

July 15, 2008 at 3:25 pm (Uncategorized)

Ever so often you do some mischief. Sometimes it bites you back. Now the magnitude of this bite decides what level of trouble you are in. Sometimes its just a tiny ant.. That microscopic scar on your hand will be sore for a while and then you forget about it.  Sometimes its a bee, it stung for some days and then again you forgot!.. Then sometimes its a dog chasing you down the road with those blood thirsty teeth, and when he catches up with you,, the next thing you know you are getting one shot after another from the doctor!!..Now will you ever forget that incident??? NO!!.. Now thats deep trouble. Now believe me when i say i have an analogous incident to each of the above mentioned… And each of those happenings had a reason. A soul purpose… The peculiar thing is, the reason behind them is THE SAME!!

case 1: I was about 4 years old and my brother 5… We both loved the smell of kerosene and often wondered what it tasted like. So one morning when mum was busy cooking we gathered around the bottle of kerosene on our tricycles, u know like those agents with goggles around Neo!!!… Now we both wanted to have a taste but i stepped up first and my bro sat on his tricycle staring with those HUGE eyes (trust me they were as big as they are now)… Then i took a deep breath inhaling the heavenly smell of the then mystery liquid and started gulping down a litre after another.. Now remember my bro is still on his tricycle and staring… Eventually my mom smelt the kerosene and ran to my rescue!!.. Now this incident was like the ant biting me!! Nothing major just the doctor telling my parents “Keep this pea brained moron away from kerosene”.

case 2:I was about the same age when this next incident took place.. My mum left the kitchen to attend a phone i guess and my bro on his tricycle stormed the kitchen. Like an obedient younger brother then, and like a donkey now, i followed him into the kitchen. My bro spotted a big vessel on the stove and he stared with those gleaming eyes continuously. Unable to bear the curiosity, i reached out for it. And it was boiling milk.. This refers to the bee tragedy.. The doctor shook his head in despair.. “Does that even a pea-sized brain even exist??” he wondered…

case 3:It was the Same place, same age and the same horrifying tricycle!!… my bro was cycling downstairs and I wanted to go too… i was on a flight of stairs with my tricycle and he came at the end of the stairs and asked me to come down on the cycle!! Now i was a kid so i did’nt know physics and cycled down the stairs.. And as the analogy has prevailed,, the next thing i remembered was i was getting stitches on my forehead and guess what!! without anesthesia!! The doctor was like “yes!!! I was right there is nothing in there!!! Its like I’m operating on a coconut!!!”.

You definitely would have guessed the similarity in these incidents.. It was my brother!!! and obviously the tricycle.. My childhood was haunted by memories of my bro on his tricycle and his “bigger-than-my-brain” eyes, staring into emptiness!! Sounds funny.. But its something that completed my childhood and except for the days these accidents happened,, i laugh to myself about it!! Its always good to get into trouble.. But its also important to keep in mind no one except you gets hurt!!

My dear subjects!!…

play hard but play safe!!!

Dhruv a.k.a Gunlock a.k.a Spark a.k.a AnaThema

(steal my CS nick names but please do leave my Birth Name ALONE!!) :D :D :D

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me an NOTHING

July 14, 2008 at 8:05 am (nothing)

its the end of my vacations… :( R.I.P…
its been a while since i wrote sumtn on my blog… please do excuse me for that….
I’ve been too busy doing nothing…!! no seiously!!…
if your daily routine becomes too monotonous,, try doing NOTHING….
now believe it or not,, doing nothing requires exceptional skill and you eventually become an expert at it…
now here are a few ways of doing nothing which i practice myself…
1) sitting in front of the television swapping channels every 5-10 minutes… very effective… and hassle free…
2) put on your PC/laptop and set an optical illusion as your wallpaper… and now STARE!!!!….
when u get dizzy,, stop!!! i dont want to be held responsible for any brain malfunctions!!!…
3)watch movies like: Ira and Abby(what a pointless movie), Shoot ‘em up, or any telugu hardcore action movie… the last being the most amusing even if you do not know telugu.. even a 3 year old kid can make a better action moive with his toys for god’s sake…. No offence!!
4)if you dont like listening to music,, just plug in your earphones to your mp3 player and listen… or record “nothing” and listen over and over again…. you are bound to lose it….
5)download i-doser and listen to nonsense for half an hour and still be in your senses… then read the agreement to find out you need to pay for it to work!!
6)(strictly for those who have dial-up).. keep a 700MB movie for download and wait for it to finish!!
7)drag your chair adjacent to the window or balcony in your room and stare outside,,, but DONT FALL ASLEEP…. then u are doing something….
8)put on your television,, change channel to either Star Plus, Sony, or Zee TV and watch a soap-opera… and please do notice the countless sound effects within 10 seconds,, it is then upto you to laugh or cry!!
9)listen to “Doesn’t Remind Me” performed by Audioslave (bow head in respect(not sarcastic(SERIOUSLY!!!))) or just get the lyrics,,, they have some amazing ideas too!!
10)and last but not the least,, publish your crazy ideas… this is the most liberating!!!

STATUTORY WARNING/DISCLAIMER:
Do not perform all the above mentioned within a span of one day. You will be driven insane beyond your wildest dreams. Also, I refuse to accept responsibility in case of complications whether mental or physical.

My Dear Subjects!!
Go Crazy!!

Dhruv a.k.a Gunlock a.k.a Spark a.k.a AnaThema
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me and my sports

May 26, 2008 at 2:14 pm (Uncategorized)

wooohooooooo!!!!!..
im bak with a new topic!!..
everyone in the house say “HEY”!!!
(silence)….
ok perfect for me..!!! :)
so todays topic is sports..
not exactly sports,,,, everyone talks about sports…
this is more about the controversies surrounding these games….
not only games even some iconic players…
before i begin i would like you to know that i know very less about any sport compared to any of u!!!
lets just focus on the sport i know the most about!!..
CRICKET!!
i first took notice (well,,, EVERYONE did!!) when Andrew Symonds accused bhajji of making monkey chants at him!!!…
bhajji said “maa ki aankh” (mother’s eye being the literal translation!!!) and our australian “bull” heard it as MONKEY!!!..
i exactly still dont know what the hype is all about!!…
for instance,,
in yesterdays match itself (Mumbai Indians v/s Delhi Daredevils) Andre Nel was (as usual) infuriated… as a local chap Shikhar Dhawan thrashed his deliveries for continuous boundaries and a couple of sixes!!..
then he lost it in the next over and shouted out some explicit words which were “lip read” by me and my bro.!!!…
with dad in the room and watchin the match,,,, we just exchanged a sly smile and confirmed that was it!!!….
and it was at the bowlers end so im pretty sure even the umpire heard it!!…
so whats the big deal??…
the deal is bhajji is INDIAN!!!!..
no one from the whole of ICC will ever take notice of any misconduct by ponting and his men..
its a sad reality we have to accept…
The second controversy is about SRK and his Dream Team!!!..
he sparked debate by objecting the rules layed down by IPL committee….
Now we all know he’s the “King Of Bollywood” (please, i beg you P-L-E-A-S-E notice the quotation marks!! :) but c’mon man there are some rules and regulations to be followed and if u cant do that you are free to leave the field…
Now our king doesnt seem to get enough attention so he wants some more!!!..
then he sent an SMS to his team saying that he wasnt paying them to lose matches but to win!!!…
also he humiliated the IPL organising committee and devised a plan to leak this message to the media so they would be publicly humiliated…
can u believe this guy!!!….
the next and the most infamous controversy was the one where Bhajji slapped Sreesanth!..
this is how it happened….
Sreesanth, after his team Kings XI Punjab won the match against bhajji’’s Mumbai Indians, went up to bhajji and stretched his hand for a handshake..
Now every player does that irrespective of whether they won the match or not…
probably sreessanth’s face told a different story to paji!!..
WHAM!!!!! next second our tap dancer was drowning in his tears!!!!..
thankfully they’ve managed to patch things up!!!!..
because here we forget that even though in the league they are on different teams we are part of a GREAT country,,, a great cricketing nation….
this story is definitely not one to be remebered…
next comes Sachin accusing the third umpire Suresh Shastri of making decisions against Mumbai Indians…
well that was a genuine call.. anyone watching the match would have thought the third umpire was blind..
and it wasnt one decision it was two!!!..
Two mistakes by a guy who has more than 20 camera angles and can slow down the fps upto 1/8 times!!…
and in his defence he said he acted according to the rule book!!!..
oh yeah right… the rule book says “like the guy????–give him green,,, dont like the guy???give red!!!”..
thats about it from the IPL…
shifting gears to formula one…
the only controversy i remember of late is the one of last season..
Fernando Alonso accused his then team, Mclaren Mercedes, of favouring the better of the two drivers on the team,,,, Lewis Hamilton….
now its not a perfect world so you give the better car to the better guy…. Aint it??..
Alonso maybe a 2 time world champion but the rookie was much better than him!!…
but that fact was too hard to digest,, i guess,, so he exposed to the media that Mclaren had paid an ex Ferrari official a huge amount to leak Ferrari designs to them!!!..
because of this incident Mclaren Mercedes had to start constructor’s all over again from zero after completing 3/4th the season..
anyways all’s well that ends well…
Alonso is perishing in Renault weith i think only one podium finish this season..
hows that sucker!!!!!…
no offence to alonso fans..(though i dont think there are any!! ;) lol…)
so…i think i should go to sleep now theres like a 10 second gap between two words…!!!!.
so see u guys later..
tc… sweet dreammsssss!!!

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me and my music

May 15, 2008 at 11:18 am (Uncategorized)

Environment:
1) Room———————> My bedroom
2) ppl in room—————> Bro sleeping
3) song playin (if any)——-> –
4) time of commencement–> 3:19 p.m.
5) time of completion——-> 4:47 p.m.

hey every1 im back!!!..
music…
everyone has their own likes and dislikes….
yea everyone wants an 80 GB iPod or Creative zen..
everyone’s like “Yeah dude,,, have to get one of those one day!!”…
or the owners are like “Oh man!! ur such a dork if u don have one!!!”….
oh k lemme get this straight so they were dorks until they got their ipod s and stuff…
i thoght it was an MP3 player but its actually some kind of resurrecting machine or something…
k there was a gap of bout 40 mins between the last line and this one!
the reason?? well that will be a new topic….
bouncing back to topic of music….
to be frank i hardly like any musicians completely..
u know??? i dont know how ppl like all the songs made by someone!!!!
the musicins are bound to make sucky songs!..
also i cant understand how people can appreciate death metal…
some people (incl. me) respect death metal bands for their talent…
their songs are so cacophonic and loud and no progression as such jus playin what they like…
but they know their instruments so welll!!.. Its like they are taming them or something!!!!…
then there are bands like System Of A Down
i donno bout the other ppl,,, but till date i have’nt been able to understand WHY I like their songs…
i mean they just sing some nonsense…
but they have this THING (thts wat i call it) in them…
like for Aerials,,,,, the lyrics are gibberish!!!!
cmon man!!!! WHose life is a waterfall!!!!!!
but the way the song EVOLVES is really amazing!!!!…
then there are bands like LP
man i like most of their songs but i hate their newest album…
and i dont like THEM anymore coz they say tht MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT was their best album!!!…
I ask WHO FORCED U INTO SAYIN THAT???? ROAD RUNNER RECORDS?????!!!!
so thats where i lost them!!!!…
then there are the legends like METALLICA and LED ZEP
they’ve made some songs which cannot be replaced….
like Nothing else matters, Sanitarium, Enter Sandman, Kashmir, Stairway to heaven etc..
i can totally understand their Billion fans…
but apart from those songs i somehow cannot appreciate the other songs…
then there’s AUDIOSLAVE , KORN and NICKELBACK
well these are the bands i respect the most!!!…
their songs are like PERFECT…how can they get better!!!!!
comin to Techno….
i love some techno artists like ROB ZOMBIE and MOBY.. man that guy is sooo creative!!!!…
most of his songs are soundtracks of movies!!!!!…
tht guy is a living legend!!!!!…
Then comes RAP!!!!..
EMINEM is the best thing that ever happend to RAP…
if it weren’t for him,,,, more than half rap followers wouldnt have even heard of this genre!!..
next is pop..lets make it short…..
if ur a guy and u like pop,,, plz man change ur tastes ASAP!!!!
shifting focus to BOLLYWOOD…
well…. there are very few songs that the whole of bollywood has ever made and ive liked…
then comes the pakistani bands example: STRINGS and THE CALL!!!!!…
man these guys sure know how to make music!!!!…
they rock like big time!!!!
well…
thats about it for now!!…
plz donot forget to leave comments..
take care everyone and yeah………ROCK ON!!!!!!!!

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not sure yet–forgive me for that!!

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me and my laptop

May 14, 2008 at 12:58 pm (Uncategorized)

Environment:
1) Room———————> My bedroom
2) ppl in room—————> Bro playin DoTA
3) song playin (if any)——-> Be yourself
4) time of commencement–> 5:00 p.m.
5) time of completion——-> 5:48 p.m.

these are my first lines on the blog so i would like some silence from all of u!!…..
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sincerely thanking u i begin this topic!!!!…
me and my laptop…
yes i donot have a lapy now but ive been thinkin bout it a lot lately!!…
the thing is its a gadget u’re gonna keep for say atleast 4-5 years…
but to get a good lapy which will not get outdated within atleast the next 2-3 years… i.e. till i get out of college….
i don want my juniors to be like “HAHA… we can play Counter Strike 2.1(the version at that time probably…) and our seniors cant!!!!! nanananana!!!!”…
thats gonna be so irritatin…
i know coz im on my bro’s nerves now!!!;) High 5!!!!
so back to the lapy..
i had my mind fixed on DELL until i found out they had removed graphics frm the INSPIRON series…
so now im thinkin of HP…
u may ask what my budget is….
seriously i Dont know!!!….
y?? becaus i havent discussed it with my parents yet…
and now i have a medium of conveying my message,, and thats my blog!!!!!! :)
so please do leave some comments and suggestions (that is, if u know sumething bout laptops dont simply type sum nonsense!!! :)
now ive successfully completed my 1st topic!!!!…
so cu soon ppl…
plz do keep visitin!!!…

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me and my music

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