complexly me

wooohooooooo!!!!!..
im bak with a new topic!!..
everyone in the house say “HEY”!!!
(silence)….
ok perfect for me..!!!
so todays topic is sports..
not exactly sports,,,, everyone talks about sports…
this is more about the controversies surrounding these games….
not only games even some iconic players…
before i begin i would like you to know that i know very less about any sport compared to any of u!!!
lets just focus on the sport i know the most about!!..
CRICKET!!
i first took notice (well,,, EVERYONE did!!) when Andrew Symonds accused bhajji of making monkey chants at him!!!…
bhajji said “maa ki aankh” (mother’s eye being the literal translation!!!) and our australian “bull” heard it as MONKEY!!!..
i exactly still dont know what the hype is all about!!…
for instance,,
in yesterdays match itself (Mumbai Indians v/s Delhi Daredevils) Andre Nel was (as usual) infuriated… as a local chap Shikhar Dhawan thrashed his deliveries for continuous boundaries and a couple of sixes!!..
then he lost it in the next over and shouted out some explicit words which were “lip read” by me and my bro.!!!…
with dad in the room and watchin the match,,,, we just exchanged a sly smile and confirmed that was it!!!….
and it was at the bowlers end so im pretty sure even the umpire heard it!!…
so whats the big deal??…
the deal is bhajji is INDIAN!!!!..
no one from the whole of ICC will ever take notice of any misconduct by ponting and his men..
its a sad reality we have to accept…
The second controversy is about SRK and his Dream Team!!!..
he sparked debate by objecting the rules layed down by IPL committee….
Now we all know he’s the “King Of Bollywood” (please, i beg you P-L-E-A-S-E notice the quotation marks!! but c’mon man there are some rules and regulations to be followed and if u cant do that you are free to leave the field…
Now our king doesnt seem to get enough attention so he wants some more!!!..
then he sent an SMS to his team saying that he wasnt paying them to lose matches but to win!!!…
also he humiliated the IPL organising committee and devised a plan to leak this message to the media so they would be publicly humiliated…
can u believe this guy!!!….
the next and the most infamous controversy was the one where Bhajji slapped Sreesanth!..
this is how it happened….
Sreesanth, after his team Kings XI Punjab won the match against bhajji’’s Mumbai Indians, went up to bhajji and stretched his hand for a handshake..
Now every player does that irrespective of whether they won the match or not…
probably sreessanth’s face told a different story to paji!!..
WHAM!!!!! next second our tap dancer was drowning in his tears!!!!..
thankfully they’ve managed to patch things up!!!!..
because here we forget that even though in the league they are on different teams we are part of a GREAT country,,, a great cricketing nation….
this story is definitely not one to be remebered…
next comes Sachin accusing the third umpire Suresh Shastri of making decisions against Mumbai Indians…
well that was a genuine call.. anyone watching the match would have thought the third umpire was blind..
and it wasnt one decision it was two!!!..
Two mistakes by a guy who has more than 20 camera angles and can slow down the fps upto 1/8 times!!…
and in his defence he said he acted according to the rule book!!!..
oh yeah right… the rule book says “like the guy????–give him green,,, dont like the guy???give red!!!”..
thats about it from the IPL…
shifting gears to formula one…
the only controversy i remember of late is the one of last season..
Fernando Alonso accused his then team, Mclaren Mercedes, of favouring the better of the two drivers on the team,,,, Lewis Hamilton….
now its not a perfect world so you give the better car to the better guy…. Aint it??..
Alonso maybe a 2 time world champion but the rookie was much better than him!!…
but that fact was too hard to digest,, i guess,, so he exposed to the media that Mclaren had paid an ex Ferrari official a huge amount to leak Ferrari designs to them!!!..
because of this incident Mclaren Mercedes had to start constructor’s all over again from zero after completing 3/4th the season..
anyways all’s well that ends well…
Alonso is perishing in Renault weith i think only one podium finish this season..
hows that sucker!!!!!…
no offence to alonso fans..(though i dont think there are any!! lol…)
so…i think i should go to sleep now theres like a 10 second gap between two words…!!!!.
so see u guys later..
tc… sweet dreammsssss!!!